Quests
Introduction
Quests are repeatable tasks that gives gold and experience. Performing a quest requires 1 quest point and the success rate depends on your dexterity. Quests unlock depending on your level and completing a quest gives an additional 0.5% multiplier to gold and experience in all quests. You can also use a knight to complete quests for you.
Location
Quests can be found by clicking Quests in the side bar on desktop, or on the bottom menu in the mobile version of SimpleMMO.
Auto-Perform and Multiple Clicks
Auto-Perform is a quest feature which allows the player to perform a quest every 5/10 seconds depending on membership. The feature is only available with the quest window active. Auto-Perform only uses 1 Quest Point at a time, and is not able to be used when a profession is active. Quest completion bonuses apply to Auto-Perform Quest Points. Once the user has depleted all their Quest Points, Auto-Perform will stop. Quests performed by Auto-Perform will contribute to Questing tasks.
Multiple Click feature allows a user to consume multiple QP every time the perform button is clicked. The feature is only unlocked for 10 minutes upon unlocking. To be able to use the feature, the user must perform 25 quests for 2X clicks, and 200 quests for 3X clicks. Due to this, Players with insufficient Quest Points may not be able to access the feature.
Quest List
ALL GOLD VALUES ARE OUTDATED
| Icon | Level requirement | Name | Dexterity for 100% success rate | Completion amount | Gold | Experience | Description | Completion text | Failure text |
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| 1 | Save a cat | 8 | 10 | 5 | 10 | Expand‘A child’s cat has got stuck at the top of a tree. You have been asked to help save it.’’ |
ExpandYou climb up the tree and successfully manage to retrieve the cat. |
ExpandYou climb up the tree but your leg slips and you fall down. The cat becomes startled, jumps off the top of the tree and runs away. You can’t even save a cat. You have no hope in this world. |
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| 3 | Protect a farmer | 9 | 15 | 10 | 15 | Expand‘A local farmer in your town has asked you to protect him and his stock. Word has it that bandits are planning to attack the area.’’ |
ExpandThe bandits come to the farmers house to steal his stock. Luckily, you were there to protect it and you manage to fight them off. |
ExpandThe bandits come to the farmers house to steal his stock. The bandits target you and manage to damage your knee, rendering you unable to fight. You quickly flee from the scene. |
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| 5 | Protect a noble from an assassin | 11 | 20 | 15 | 35 | Expand‘You are asleep in the hole from where you came, and you hear screams in the distance. You emerge from your hole and realise a group of bandits are attacking the town.’’ |
ExpandYou run towards the town and successfully manage to fight off most of the bandits. The remaining enemies flee. |
ExpandYou run towards the town and you trip over a rock and slightly scrape your knee. You realise that you are too injured to fight and decide to go back to your hole and sleep. |
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| 7 | Protect the village from bandits | 14 | 25 | 25 | 40 | Expand‘You stumble upon a small town and it’s surprisingly quiet. You see a man hiding behind a rock and you ask him what’s going on. He says he has just escaped from a nearby bandit camp and they have captured villagers.’’ |
ExpandThe man hands you a map with directions on how to get to the bandit camp. You make your way towards there and successfully manage to defeat the bandits and save the villagers. They all come together and decide to create a statue of you in the centre of their town. |
ExpandThe man hands you a map with directions on how to get to the bandit camp. Unfortunately, the man was so shaken up that he had given you the wrong directions. You try effortlessly to find the bandit camp, but you cannot. |
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| 9 | Aid a scholar in exploring an ancient ruin | 16 | 30 | 35 | 50 | Expand‘A scholar has asked you to aid him in his exhibition to an ancient ruin that has been discovered nearby.’’ |
ExpandYou aid him in this exhibition and everything goes well. |
ExpandYou aid him in his exhibition, and as he is investigating a artefact, he stumbles across a trap and get impaled by a giant metal spike. |
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| 11 | Travel with a wizard and retrieve a stone | 20 | 40 | 50 | 60 | Expand‘You pass a wizard travelling with some dwarves. They ask you to retrieve something called the arkenstone from a lonely mountain.’’ |
ExpandYou retrieve the legendary stone and think about keeping it for yourself but that’s not how your mother raised you. |
ExpandThey did not tell you about the 80ft dragon and you die a horrible painful death. |
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| 13 | Save a damsel in distress | 21 | 45 | 60 | 80 | Expand‘You are on a morning stride and see a group of bandits robbing a helpless woman. As the noble hero you are you decide to help.’’ |
ExpandYou fight off the bandits rescuing the woman she repays you kindly. |
ExpandYou were not the hero you thought you were and ended up getting robbed yourself. |
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| 15 | Help a blind man and his dog | 23 | 50 | 70 | 90 | Expand‘You pass a blind man who has lost his dog. He asks you to help him find it.’’ |
ExpandYou find the dog and reunite it with the man. You can now carry on your travels knowing you have made this guys day. |
ExpandYou searched for hours but have no luck in finding the dog. You decide to hand him some mouldy bread and hope he doesn’t realise. |
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| 18 | Save a sick child | 29 | 55 | 80 | 100 | Expand‘A child is sick and the only cure is a golden eagle’s egg high in the misty mountains. You must receive it and bring it back to the town doctors.’’ |
ExpandThe child slowly recovers you have done a great deed. |
ExpandThe child finds a cure but you were not the one to bring him it. |
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| 20 | Capture a live troll | 37 | 55 | 95 | 105 | Expand‘A local wizard has asked you to capture a live troll in order to further his studies on understanding the biology of the troll species.’’ |
ExpandYou go to the nearest bridge and find a troll sleeping underneath the bridge. While the troll is fast asleep, you capture it and take it back to the wizard. |
ExpandYou go to the nearest bridge and find a troll sleeping under a bridge. While the troll is asleep, you attempt to capture it, but you accidentally drop an item from your back pack and the troll wakes up startled. You flee in terror. |
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| 25 | Go to the local inn and get drunk | 42 | 60 | 105 | 115 | Expand‘This isn’t really a quest. It’s just an excuse to get drunk.’’ |
ExpandYou get drunk and cause complete mayhem within the inn. The guards are called, but you are so bladdered that you have no idea who they are and begin to fight them with your fists. |
ExpandYou get drunk and cause complete mayhem within the inn. The guards are called, but you are so bladdered that you knock over a lantern and set the whole inn on fire. Nice one, you fool. |
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| 39 | Go Shopping | 48 | 65 | 120 | 130 | Expand‘This also isn’t really a quest, but you really need to go shopping.’’ |
ExpandYou go to the nearest merchant and buy all of the food you desire. Somehow, by completing this action, you are rewarded with more gold. You gotta spend gold, to make gold. Amiright? |
ExpandYou go to the nearest merchant and buy all of the food you desire. You don’t fail in this. You just don’t get a reward. Why would you be rewarded for going to the shop? |
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| 46 | Assassinate a King | 52 | 70 | 130 | 160 | Expand‘You hear word that the king of bandits is nearby and this is the perfect opportunity for you to wipe him off the face of this planet.’’ |
ExpandYou make your way to the heavily guarded bandit stronghold located near your cave. As luck would have it, you emerge from the bush just behind the stronghold and you come across the king, alone, having his morning stroll. This is the perfect opportunity for you. You go to the king and stab him in the heart. |
ExpandYou make your way to the heavily guarded bandit stronghold located near your cave. As luck would have it, you emerge from the bush just behind the stronghold and you come across the king, alone, having his morning stroll. This is the perfect opportunity for you. You leave the bush, but as you do this, you step on a twig and it lets out a crunching noise. The king becomes startled and runs away |
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| 50 | Steal a Loaf of Bread | 60 | 80 | 160 | 200 | Expand‘Times are hard. You need bread to survive and the bread supply is extremely low. Merchants have taken the opportunity of the demand and increased the price of bread by 10,000%.’’ |
ExpandCongratulations. You successfully steal a loaf of bread. Not exactly the crime of the century though is it? |
ExpandYou try to steal some bread but get caught. You are useless. You can’t even steal a loaf of bread so how do you expect to do anything in this world? |
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| 60 | Take the rabbits to Gisenlard | 64 | 85 | 200 | 300 | Expand‘You have been given the task of taking some rabbits to Gisenlard without failure.’’ |
ExpandYou successfully manage to take the rabbits to Gisenlard. Legoman won’t be happy. |
ExpandA being known as Legoman gets in your way and managed to stop you taking the rabbits to Gisenlard. You failed. |
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| 70 | Play hide and seek with a kid | 72 | 90 | 250 | 350 | Expand‘A kid has approached you and asks you to play hide and seek with him. You have absolutely no idea who this kid is, or where he came from, but you are bored so you agree.’’ |
ExpandThe kid hides as you count down from ten. Once you reach 0, you turn around and walk away. The kid will be hiding forever. |
ExpandThe kid hides as you count down from ten. You open your eyes and notice some movement in a bush beside you. You shout “Found you!” at the bush. Suddenly a giant rabbit appears from the bush and startles you. You scream to the skies, hoping that the kid can hear you, “I’m not playing any more” and run away. |
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| 80 | Upgrade your home | 81 | 93 | 270 | 420 | Expand‘You have been living in this world for a while now, so its now time for you to upgrade the your hole which you call your home.’’ |
ExpandYou realise the only way you can upgrade your hole is to move out of it and buy a house. Unfortunately you can’t buy a house so you shrug your shoulders and go to sleep. |
ExpandYou realise that you have no materials and not even the ambition to invest your time into upgrading your hole. You give up and go to sleep. |
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| 90 | Solve the mystery of the neon green man | 94 | 96 | 310 | 500 | Expand‘A farmer approaches you and needs your help. One of his chickens turns into a neon green man when placed in moonlight, and he needs help figuring out why’’ |
ExpandAfter dozens of minutes investigating. Literally dozens and dozens on minutes, you quickly come to the conclusion that the cause of the mysterious green man is caused by a potion that the farmer mixes with the food. The label on the potion reads “Do not feed to chickens. They will turn into green men at night”. |
ExpandAfter dozens of minutes investigating. Literally dozens and dozens on minutes, you quickly come to the conclusion that the cause of the mysterious green man is caused by a potion that the farmer mixes with the food. The label on the potion reads “Do not feed to chickens. They will turn into green men at night”. However, you decide that it would be funnier to not tell the farmer about this. You chuckle at the fact that he will spend the rest of his life questioning whether his chickens come from an alien organism or not. You are not a very nice person. |
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| 100 | Investigate the missing sheep | 111 | 98 | 350 | 550 | Expand‘A local farmer is complaining that his sheep are going missing every night. You have been asked to investigate this and report your findings to the farmer. He suspects it may be “aliens”, but you dismiss this ridiculous idea.’’ |
ExpandYou investigate the whole farm for evidence. Just as you were about to call it a day, a giant metal box flies over your head and a beam of light comes from it. The light then targets one single sheep, and then it begins to float in the air, towards the metal box. You are completely bewildered. You go to the farmer and report the findings. However, he has no idea what you are talking about. He dismisses the idea that his sheep have went missing … |
ExpandYou investigate the whole farm for evidence of any foul play. Perhaps it was a theft from a rival farmer. Unfortunately, after many hours of investigating, you find nothing. You are too embarrassed to tell the farmer to so you run away. |
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| 120 | The case of the missing ring | 130 | 100 | 400 | 600 | Expand‘A man has asked you to help find his wedding ring before his wife returns home. Should be pretty simple, right?’’ |
ExpandYou gladly accept this quest and ask him for more information. He said that the ring was stolen by a small green man and flew away. You are extremely confused at his description but decide to persevere with this quest. You leave the mans house and begin to investigate around the area for any clues. Just as you hear a rustle in the bushes beside you, you hear a giant laugh from from above. You turn your head upwards, and look towards the sky. It turns at there is a Leprechaun in a hot air balloon and he is floating away to the mountains. You quickly draw out your bow, air at the balloon, and shoot him down. You go and retrieve the ring from his carcass. |
ExpandYou gladly accept this quest and ask him for more information. He said that the ring was stolen by a small green man and flew away. You are extremely confused at his description but decide to persevere with this quest. You leave the mans house and begin to investigate around the area for any clues. You hear a loud scream in the distance and decide to run to it. It was a trap set up by the local bandit group. You decide it was better to avoid any combat and risk injury, so you ran away unharmed. You forget about the mans ring and return to your hole. |
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| 150 | Play SimpleMMO | 165 | 102 | 500 | 700 | Expand‘You have been gifted a board game that is held in a box from your family. You decide to take it to your local inn and play SimpleMMO with your friends there.’’ |
ExpandYou arrive at the inn and place the box in the centre of the table. About 8 of your friends surround the table. Every person surrounding the table, including you, is quite intrigued at what is inside the box. You open the box, and begin to play the game. The whole game consists of pressing a button, and having your character travel around a board while a narrator described your actions. You realise that this game is really amazing, and you wonder why it has taken you this long to discover the game. Your friends, however, are really confused as to why you are finding so much enjoyment playing it. |
ExpandYou arrive at the inn and place the box in the centre of the table. About 8 of your friends surround the table. Every person surrounding the table, including you, is quite intrigued at what is inside the box. You open the box, and begin to play the game. The whole game consists of pressing a button, and having your character travel around a board while a narrator describes your actions. You realise that this game is really boring and you wonder why you have wasted the last hour playing it. You throw the game in the bin. |
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| 160 | Investigate the haunted house | 190 | 104 | 600 | 800 | Expand‘You have been asked to investigate a house on the outskirts of the village that has reports of a ghost walking around it’s vicinity.’’ |
ExpandYou make your way towards the house in hopes that you can find the ghost. Just as you are about to open the door, you see a shadow move to right of you, behind the bush. You shout at the bush, and then a couple orphans come out of it, looking sheepish. It turns out that the orphans have been using a scroll of illusion to display a ghost. |
ExpandYou make your way towards the house in hopes that you can find the ghost. You spend hours and hours, searching, but to no avail, you find nothing. Your time is wasted and you begin to question if the ghost even exists. |
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| 170 | Find the Serial Killer | 215 | 106 | 700 | 900 | Expand‘The towns residents have mysteriously been disappearing throughout the night, and then their bodies are found weeks later in the canal. You have been asked to track down the killer.’’ |
ExpandYou investigate the town and look for as many clues as you can. As you cannot find anything, you think its best to wait around the town during midnight and try to catch the killer in the act. You wait, and then suddenly hear a loud howl come from behind you. As it turns out, the serial killer is actually a ware-wolf, and it is hunting the towns citizens during the night. You run away and hide from the ware-wolf. You think it’s best to wait another night and capture it with some assistance from the local guards. |
ExpandYou investigate the town and look for as many clues as you can. As you cannot find anything, you think its best to wait around the town during midnight and try to catch the killer in the act. You wait, and wait, and wait until morning arrives. You seen not a single soul. |
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| 190 | Perform a Prank | 235 | 108 | 900 | 1100 | Expand‘You are bored so you decide to perform a prank to the citizens of SimpleMMO.’’ |
ExpandYou dress up in a giant green costume and pretend that you are a monster from a land of the unknown. You run into the town, trying to scare as many people as you can. An elderly woman comes across you as you are travelling to the town, and screams. She screams so hard that she has a heart attack and dies in front of you. You feel guilty, but the thought of scaring someone to death makes you chuckle slightly. You are a monster. |
ExpandYou dress up in a giant green costume and pretend that you are a monster from a land of the unknown. You run into the town, trying to scare as many people as you can. The people just stare at you, with zero expression on their face. You go back to your hole with your eyes focused firmly on the floor in disappointment. |
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| 200 | Communicate with aliens | 255 | 110 | 1000 | 1300 | Expand‘You are bored and decide that the best way to pass your time is to communicate with aliens.’’ |
ExpandYou build a makeshift telescope and spend dozens and dozens of minutes trying to communicate with other life forms. You see a glimmer in the sky, most likely from the sun reflecting its light on a star. However, you convince yourself that it was a message from aliens and return to your hole with a sense of self worth and great achievement. |
ExpandYou build a makeshift telescope and spend dozens and dozens of minutes trying to communicate with other life forms. After about 30 minutes, you give up and return back to your hole. |
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| 220 | Rob a bank | 275 | 112 | 1300 | 1400 | Expand‘You are low on funds, and you want a way to make some quick money. The most effective way of doing this is to rob the bank in the town. However, are you the type of person who steals from others? Yes. Yes you are.’’ |
ExpandYou arrive at the bank feeling nervous. You wait until the guards go on their daily lunch break, and use this opportunity to go up to the bank teller and force him to put money into a bag. You manage to successfully rob the bank. Well done. You are the scum of the earth, and you don’t even care. |
ExpandYou arrive at the bank feeling nervous. The bank teller immediately notices something strange about you and asks the guards to escort you off the premises. You were in the bank for approximately 3 seconds. You should be ashamed. You are a failure. If you looked up the definition of “Failure” in the dictionary, then your image would appear. |
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| 230 | Fix the bell tower | 290 | 114 | 1600 | 1600 | Expand‘The towns bell tower is broken and the mayor has asked the most capable, and strongest person to fix it. Unfortunately, all 5 people who were capable of this task are unavailable, so he begrudgingly asks you.’’ |
ExpandYou arrive at the bell tower, with a tool belt around your waist, ready for the challenge that lies ahead. You climb up the ladder, determined to show the mayor how capable you are. You reach the top, and begin to fix it. After several hours, you fix the bell tower and the mayor is surprised at your competence at the task. |
ExpandYou arrive at the bell tower, with a tool belt around your waist, ready for the challenge that lies ahead. You stand at the bottom of the bell tower, look up, and realise the challenge is far greater than you anticipated. You are deathly scared of heights. You run away in fear. |
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| 240 | Counterfeit Gold | 305 | 116 | 2000 | 1800 | Expand‘You found a counterfeiting machine while on your journey that allows you to create your own gold. Will you abandon all of your principles to use such a machine? Yes. Yes you will.’’ |
ExpandYou run the machine, and much to your surprise, it starts to generate gold. You didn’t even put any materials in it. It’s like magic. |
ExpandYou run the machine, and it begins to make a loud screeching noise. This noise is actually its anti-theft system. After a few moments, four guards appear in the distance and chase you into the forest. You managed to lose the guards. |
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| 250 | Find the Chosen One and take his fish | 330 | 118 | 2400 | 1900 | Expand‘There are rumours that the chosen one has returned to the town to give out free fish hand-outs to whoever needs it the most. You realise that you can never have enough fish, so you hatch a plan to abuse it and take as much fish as you can.’’ |
ExpandYou dress up as a low-life peasant or in other words - you dress up as you usually do. You walk into the town, and you see that there is a crowd that has gathered around the chosen one. You wait in the queue until you reach the front, and take as many fish as you can possibly hold. You walk away and sell the fish for gold. Easy peasy. |
ExpandYou dress up as a low-life peasant or in other words - you dress up as you usually do. You walk into the town, and you see that there is a crowd that has gathered around the chosen one. You wait in line, and the chosen one catches a glimpse of your eye. He stands up, lifts his hand, and points his finger towards you. He says no words as his does this action. Guards then surround you, and escort you out of the area. |
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| 265 | Slay the Dragon | 355 | 120 | 2652 | 2244 | Expand‘A king convinces you, with sharp words and much sharper swords, to slay the dragon who lives in the mountain. Your protests are met with the castle guards slowly drawing out their weapons. Well. Guess you’re a dragon slayer now.’’ |
ExpandYou approach the dragon’s liar, shaking from top to bottom, and arrive to find it lounging around peacefully, skeletons of other adventurers like you scattered about in a pile. You think for a moment, before calling out to the dragon and informing it that the ruler of the nearby kingdom is the one who has been sending “knights” after it. The dragon growls in annoyance, rewards you for your valuable intel, and stomps out of the cave before flying towards the castle. Serves them right. |
ExpandYou climb up the mountain, wheezing and shaking like a fool. Haven’t you ever heard of doing cardio? As soon as you see the dragon’s lair, you bellow out a war cry and run in, weapons drawn. The dragon uses its tail to punt you out of the cave and all the way down the mountain. Not only are you pretty sure you broke your everything, you’re probably never going to be able to set foot in the kingdom again. |
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| 278 | Pull out the legendary sword | 372 | 122 | 2900 | 2550 | Expand‘They say that whoever manages to pull this sword out of this stone will become the ruler of this kingdom. You’re pretty sure that’s no basis for a system of government, but kings are supposed to make bank right?’’ |
ExpandYou pull with all your strength, beads of sweat rolling down your face, grunting and tensing up every muscle in your body. Finally, you feel some of the pressure relief and… You crack the rock right off the mountain. Huh. Technically, you didn’t pull the sword out of the stone, you pulled the stone out of the mountain. Guess you have a legendary mace now. |
ExpandYou wipe your hands on your pants and spit to the side before swaggering over to grab the sword. You’re good on the strength department, but you yank it at the wrong angle, and it snaps off in the middle, sending you hurdling down the mountain with half a sword. Congratulations. You’ve obtained a legendary piece of shit. |
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| 290 | Learn a martial art | 390 | 124 | 3100 | 2700 | Expand‘You’ve met with a wise old man who’s willing to teach you the secrets to his family’s ancient martial art. I guess we should trust this guy, I mean, he is a wizened mentor.’’ |
ExpandAfter ten hours of wax on and wax off, you realise he’s just getting you to do his chores. You kick his cane from under him as he’s bending down, sending him splat on the ground. You take the chance to steal his wallet and run. Score! |
ExpandYou clean the old man’s entire house and he falls asleep before he can even teach you anything. You realise that all the chores you did must have been some sort of secret training, and promptly go off to show your new skills against a pack of bandits. The only thing you show off is how much of an idiot you are as they wipe the floor with you. |
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| 310 | Work at Fantasy Burger Hut | 410 | 126 | 3400 | 3000 | Expand‘The adventurer gig isn’t working out too well for you and you stills have loans from adventurer school… Guess you’ll have to get a part time job.’’ |
ExpandYou work 39 hours a week and managed to hang in there without murdering a single customer. Your boss proudly hands your a paycheck, before informing you you’re fired due to “downsizing.” You’re not sure if you should be sad or ecstatic. |
ExpandA woman complains to you fifteen times that you got her order (a cheeseburger with no cheese), then asks to talk to your manager. You proceed to beat her with her own tray in front of her crying children. I mean, she totally deserved it, and it was totally worth it, but you’re also totally fired. |
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| 330 | Crew a vessel | 442 | 128 | 3700 | 3210 | Expand‘You have been hired as a crew member aboard a fishing vessel’’ |
ExpandAfter many restless nights you return to harbour with your nets full of mackerel, cod, marlin and for some reason, old boots. |
ExpandWhile hoisting lobster pots on to the deck you notice an eerie voice singing out. You and your crew sail towards the voices only to run aground on submerged rocks. |
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| 355 | Fight a gigantic chicken | 480 | 130 | 3800 | 3450 | Expand‘The town of Mundanesberg has been besieged by a gigantic chicken. You must fight off the clucking fiend.’’ |
ExpandYou throw your shield at the chickens face, distracting it momentarily as you hoist yourself up it’s chest and sink your teeth into it’s neck. Tastes like chicken. |
ExpandYou are no match. It pecks at your rump as it chases you out of town |
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| 370 | Repair your equipment | 520 | 132 | 4000 | 3550 | Expand‘All this adventuring has taken a toll on your equipment, it’s time for a bit of maintenance.’’ |
ExpandUsing a fine grit set of stones and a leather strop, you return the edge to your blade. You can hardly tell that you used it to pick your teeth after meals. |
ExpandWhile beating your shield back into a recognisable shape, you slip and hit your fingers with the hammer. The air is blue with naughty words. |
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| 390 | Knight Lesson | 540 | 134 | 4100 | 3600 | Expand‘You decided that being a knight is easier than it’s made out to be. In hopes to prove yourself, you pick up your sword and shield and march off to teach a knight what it truly means to be a knight.’’ |
ExpandYou went up to a knight and challenged him to a duel. You whacked the poor man on the helmet and sneer at him as you break through his defences with ease. You also decided to throw him in the moat, just to add some effect. |
ExpandYou challenged the knight, but as soon as he started to draw his weapon, you begin to say it was a misunderstanding and you merely wanted to show him a magic trick. You told the knight to look away for a moment and ran away shouting random ‘incantations’. Coward. |
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| 405 | Do a barrel roll | 560 | 136 | 4350 | 3750 | Expand‘You find yourself in space with some anthropomorphic animals , and to dodge the enemy spaceship attacks you must use the secret technique “Barrel Roll”.’’ |
ExpandYou complete the epic manoeuvre and the alien spaceship army is destroyed. The animals give you a medal. |
ExpandThe manoeuvre was to difficult and you crash land into the planet below. You hear in your headset “mission failed, we’ll get em’ next time”. |
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| 420 | Win a Beauty Pageant | 580 | 138 | 4900 | 3850 | Expand‘There is a beauty pageant being held in your town. You decide to enter in and hope for the best.’’ |
ExpandYou step up on stage with a crowd of 200 people looking at you, judging you on your beauty. The crowd all collectively give a confused but warm look of endearment. The judges decide to award you the winner because everyone felt sorry for you. In other words, you are so ugly that people pitied you. |
ExpandYou stand on a stage and you immediately get booed off. Some guy even tries to throw an egg at your face while shouting “Use this to moisturize your skin.” You are slightly confused. |
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| 445 | Buy a House | 616 | 140 | 5100 | 3950 | Expand‘It is time. Today is the day. You want to buy a house and leave your hole.’’ |
ExpandYou head to the local estate agents that located within the town nearest to your hole and begin browsing. You see a mountain of houses that are all available for sale. You realise that they all look terrible, and you return back to your hole. You are home and it will forever be this way. |
ExpandYou head to the local estate agents that located within the town nearest to your hole and begin browsing. You see a mountain of houses that are all available for sale. You realise that they all look terrible, and you return back to your hole. You are home and it will forever be this way. You fail this quest because your home is a hole. |
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| 465 | Create a World Boss | 647 | 142 | 5200 | 4050 | Expand‘Due to the high demand of people asking for this feature for a long time now, you decide to take this into your own hands and do it yourself.’’ |
ExpandYou start up your computer and stare at the black screen inside of the the monitor. Your reflection stares back at you, piercing your soul. You figured this would be easy, so you begin to work. After a many many painful hours of creating this highly demanded feature, you finally complete it. However, it does not work and nobody can use it. |
ExpandYou start up your computer and stare at the black screen inside of the the monitor. Your reflection stares back at you, piercing your soul. You realised you are far too out of your depth to be handling this and return to your game of Minecraft. |
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| 480 | Create some tunes | 678 | 144 | 5650 | 4400 | Expand‘You realise that the world has very little music. The bars are all empty, there are no poets to sing songs of your adventures, no instruments to cause ecstasy to travel through your ears, and no birds to create the pleasant morning tweet. You decide to change this.’’ |
ExpandYou thought that the easiest option to make music is to create your own instruments. You grab a the nearest stick closest to you and begin to hit it against a hard surface in a rhythmic pattern. A crowd gathers around you. |
ExpandYou travel far and wide, to places of the unknown, and study many different practices of music so you can become the very best. Unfortunately, on your travel you trip on a rock and break your leg. |
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| 500 | Gather All of the Development Logs | 725 | 146 | 5800 | 4750 | Expand‘The omniscient being before us, known as the “developer”, has left many pages of his journal scattered across the world. You decide now is the time to gather them all.’’ |
ExpandYou quickly come to realise the monumental size of this task and the burden it has placed upon you and your non-existent family. After each log that you gather, you realise that the developer slowly becomes more and more insane as time went on and that you were following in his footsteps. You grab all of the journal entries you have found so far and throw them into the wind. Perhaps you will come across them again during your travels. |
ExpandYou realise that the developer couldn’t count, so his #20,000 log entry could actually only be his tenth entry. You realise that this is an impossible task and give up. |
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| 530 | Determine the dexterity of this quest | 795 | 148 | 5860 | 4950 | ExpandOh no! A new quest has appeared. You must quickly determine how much dexterity you need in order to complete this quest. |
ExpandCongratulations! You passed! |
ExpandYou failed to determine how much dexterity is needed to complete this quest 100% of the time. Keep trying. You’ll get there. |
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| 560 | Travel to the Bahamas | 857 | 150 | 6300 | 5300 | ExpandThe pesky developer has left for the Bahamas and has not returned. You must bring him back. |
ExpandYou travel to the Bahamas and find the developer laying on a hammock, sipping on a lovely cocktail and gazing off into the sunset. You grab his arm, pull him out of his hammock, and then take him to his home. |
ExpandYou attempt to travel to the Bahamas, but you realise that you are bad at geography and have no idea where it is. In your boat you continue to perform circles until your death. |
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| 600 | Mix some music | 890 | 152 | 7100 | 5680 | ExpandThe creative side in you decides to mix some music together and create a banger tune. |
ExpandYou realise that at this point, the game has zero sense and logic behind it and that anything can be achieved. You just close your eyes, say the word “song” three times and you successfully mix some beautiful music. |
ExpandYou attempt to make some music, but when you listen to it, your eyes and ears start to bleed. |
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| 625 | Create a simple MMO | 935 | 154 | 8005 | 6200 | ExpandYou’ve been tasked with the creation of a simple MMO. How hard can it be? It’s literally got simple in it’s name. |
ExpandYou quickly realise how simply it truly is and you create the best MMO the world has ever seen. |
ExpandYou overestimate how easy it is to create a “simple” MMO. |
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| 648 | Create a quest | 965 | 156 | 8875 | 6700 | ExpandYou want to create a quest for a game that you are designing, but your imagination is failing you. You must concentrate in order to create a quest that is funny, interesting, and creative. It is very important that the quest is interesting or people may get angry that you are putting zero effort into creating the quests. |
ExpandYou completed the quest. |
ExpandYou fail the quest. |
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| 675 | Break the 4th wall | 990 | 158 | 9150 | 8000 | ExpandYou have lived in the world of SimpleMMO for so long that you begin to see a lot of inconsistencies in the world. You live in a medieval setting, yet there are constant references to pop culture, futuristic items, and literally everything makes no sense. It’s time to say hello to the creator. |
ExpandYou say “Hello” to the creator. The creator says “Hello” back. |
ExpandYou stand outside and look up into the sky. You shout at the top of your lungs, “HELLO!”. You wait but you get no answer. |
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| 700 | Chants in nearby ruin | 1025 | 160 | 9250 | 8400 | ExpandThere are chants in a nearby ruin. Go and investigate. |
ExpandYou approach the ruin and the sounds of the chants get louder and louder. The hair on your skin stands as your heart beats faster and faster. You can see the source of the chanting. It’s a bunch of drunk football hooligans. |
ExpandYou approach the ruin and trip over a rock. |
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| 715 | A tribe of trolls want to make peace | 1045 | 162 | 9475 | 8650 | ExpandA tribe of trolls want to make peace. |
ExpandYou act as a messenger between the trolls and the village. They successfully come to an agreement and they live together in harmony. |
ExpandYou act as a messenger between the trolls and the village. You misinterpret the trolls and incorrectly notify the village that they are planning to betray them. You cause a war between the village and the trolls. |
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| 725 | Investigate a murder of the innkeeper | 1060 | 164 | 9650 | 8850 | ExpandThe innkeeper in one of your favourite inns has been murdered. You have been tasked to find out who the murderer was. |
ExpandYou approach the crime scene and check the in keepers pockets. He has a folded letter inside. It says “I will kill you - Argarth”. Job done. You notify the local authorities about Argath’s actions. |
ExpandYou approach the crime scene and look for the body. Unfortunately the killer remove all evidence and it was impossible to trace. |
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| 750 | Perform a magic trick for children | 1070 | 166 | 9700 | 9000 | ExpandYou have been hired to act as a clown for a children’s party. You must perform a magic trick. |
ExpandYou perform the ol’ coin behind a ear trick. The kids are amazed. |
ExpandYou attempt to perform the ol’ coin behind an ear trick but the coin slips out of your hand. |
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| 800 | Go cherry picking | 1085 | 168 | 9900 | 9200 | ExpandYou are tired of all the adventuring, the killing and the violence. It’s time to go pick some of your favourite fruits. |
ExpandYou go to the nearest cherry bush and pick 200 cherries. Today is a good day. |
ExpandThe weather outside is windy and you decide to stay at home. |
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| 855 | Create a cherry pie | 1105 | 170 | 10000 | 9500 | ExpandYou should create a cherry pie with all of the cherries that you have hand picked yourself. |
ExpandYou create the most delicious pie in the whole world. |
ExpandYou attempt to create the pie but you got distracted by a ran running over your feet. You burn the pie. |
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| 925 | Make some crop circles and scare the locals | 1120 | 172 | 10200 | 9700 | ExpandYou are bored and you want to scare the locals. Make some crop circles to baffle them and fill them up with conspiracies. |
ExpandYou make the biggest crop circle that man has ever seen. The whole village goes crazy. One man is shouting that the end of days are near. |
ExpandYou try to make a crop circle but a local farmer spots you and chases you away. |
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| 1001 | Create a quest for SimpleMMO | 1140 | 174 | 10400 | 9900 | ExpandYou realise the lack of creativity and length of the quests on SimpleMMO so you take it upon yourself to create a quest. |
ExpandYou create a quest that everybody loves. It gives a healthy amount of gold and experience points. |
ExpandYou create a quest that everybody hates. It gives too little experience points and gold. Everyone now hates you. |
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| 1080 | Go on a diet | 1165 | 176 | 10650 | 10000 | ExpandYou need to go on a diet as your belly is starting to look like a muffin top. |
ExpandAfter many many minutes of dieting, your body returns back to the god-like stature that it once was. |
ExpandAfter many many minutes of dieting, you are tired as you see no results yet and cave in by eating a giant chocolate cake. |
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| 1200 | Travel to the gym | 1185 | 178 | 10750 | 10600 | ExpandIn order to supplement your diet, you decide that it’s best for you to travel to the gym. |
ExpandYou get to the gym and have the greatest work out in your life. You feet the strength and endurance course through your veins. You leave the gym feeling like a new man. |
ExpandYou get to the gym and attempt to perform a bench press. Unfortunately, you are weak and drop the bar on your chest. You almost die. |
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| 1250 | Find the legendary scrolls about the gods | 1205 | 180 | 10900 | 11400 | ExpandWords are echoing through the world that the gods have returned however you know nothing about them. You have been tasked to find the ancient scrolls that describe each of the gods. |
ExpandYou find the scrolls locked away in a hidden and long forgotten part of the towns library. They are very fragile so you handle them with care. |
ExpandYou find the scrolls locked away in a hidden and long forgotten part of the towns library. They are very fragile but you didn’t know this so you caused a tear by accident. |
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| 1310 | Read the scroll about Mortem | 1250 | 182 | 11400 | 12600 | ExpandRead the scroll about Mortem - the god of death. |
Expand“Mortem is the god of death. The literal manifestation of darkness and terror. The Wise Ones keep secret books about the time he once roamed the earth centuries ago. Others say he was once a player in SimpleMMO who overexerted himself while stepping and succumbed to his final days. All we know is that he now he lives on as a myth. Many people deny the existence of Mortem but there are few that worship him.” |
ExpandYou don’t handle the scroll with care and it breaks down. |
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| 1360 | Read the scroll about The Ban Hammer | 1280 | 184 | 11500 | 13500 | ExpandRead the scroll about The Ban Hammer - the god of justice. |
Expand“The god of justice. He has the power to take the form of any physical item or being in the universe. He gives power for both life and death.” |
ExpandYou don’t handle the scroll with care and it breaks down. |
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| 1390 | Read the scroll about The Supreme One | 1325 | 190 | 11900 | 14400 | ExpandRead the scroll about The Supreme One - the living entity that lives beyond our comprehension. |
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ExpandYou don’t handle the scroll with care and it breaks down. |
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| 1495 | Read the scroll about Roh’lor | 1400 | 200 | 12000 | 15150 | ExpandRead the scroll about Roh’lor - the demi god of flames and frost. |
Expand“Roh’lor is a demi-god. The child of flames and frost. He is the only immortal human to ever grace the world. The common folk see it as a blessing. He sees it as a curse that was bestowed upon him by death itself. After Gall’har killed his family, he spends the rest of his days drowning in self pity by wandering aimlessly in the desert of eternal dreams.” |
ExpandYou don’t handle the scroll with care and it breaks down. |
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| 1600 | Read a scroll about Mahol | 1500 | 212 | 12350 | 16650 | ExpandRead the scroll about Mahol - the famous man of mystery. Nobody knows his true identity. |
Expand“Mahol is about as mysterious as they come. Nobody knows who he truly is. He spends his days inside of his hut and very rarely ventures out. His face is barely visible and the entire right side of his body is black, as if he was half made out of ash. He always seems spooked whenever you ask him about where he came from.” |
ExpandYou don’t handle the scroll with care and it breaks down. |
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| 1720 | Read a scroll about Jasper | 1578 | 220 | 12950 | 17000 | ExpandRead the scroll about Jasper - a wise scholar. |
Expand“The best friend of Roh’lor. He was a wise scholar that prophesied the end of the world. He founded a secret society of very wise scholars that had magical powers called “The Wise Ones”. In their words, the world will end when “The earth will turn red from the blood running from the faces of screaming children. The people will turn into ash and the supreme one will rise once again.”. However, the existence of “The Wise Ones” is constantly discredited by modern scholars.” |
ExpandYou don’t handle the scroll with care and it breaks down. |
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| 1800 | Return a necklace | 1630 | 235 | 13250 | 17500 | ExpandYou spotted a necklace on the way to your home that you call your home. You decide to return it to its rightful owner. Perhaps this quest will lead you to an incredible adventure that all stems from this very moment. |
ExpandJust as you bend over to pick up the necklace, a girl shouts from the distance that it is her necklace. You grab it, walk over to her and hand her it. She thanks you and walks away. That wasn’t much as an adventure that you thought it would be. |
ExpandJust as you bend over to pick up the necklace, a girl shouts from the distance that it is her necklace. You became started and fell flat on your face. You become extremely embarrassed from this situation and run home. |
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| 1875 | Invent Electricity | 1732 | 250 | 13550 | 18050 | ExpandOne time during your travels, you came across a witch that gave you a brief glance into the future. It was full of new technology powered by a mysterious resource called electricity. You decide to invent it yourself. |
ExpandYou invent electricity, That was quite easy. |
ExpandYou attempt to invent electricity but all you managed to conjure up was a piece of metal wire that explodes on touch. |
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1950 | Participate in an event | 1805 | 260 | 13950 | 18495 | ExpandIt’s the time of year again and SimpleMMO have started their annual event. Now is your time to take advantage of it! |
ExpandYou play SMMO for days on end. Gaining event items, taking advantage of the sales, and becoming the top of the leaderboards. It has became a problem and your family has started an intervention. Please go back to them. Your family misses you. |
ExpandYou try to find event items but you fail at it. |
| 2000 | Find the mythical item “Divinity” | 1965 | 285 | 14450 | 18995 | ExpandWord has spread across the world that the chest piece “Divinity” has been hand crafted by Roh’lor, the demi-god of flames and frost. You decide to take it upon yourself to find this legendary item. |
ExpandYou do not succeed in finding the item however you succeed in this quest because during your adventures, you find a chest that has rewarded you with exp and gold. |
ExpandYou do not succeed in finding the item. In fact, you realised that your chances of finding such an item are so astronomically low that you decide not to bother. You go home and make yourself a nice cup of warm lizards blood. |
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| 2075 | Rake the leaves | 2225 | 300 | 14900 | 19350 | ExpandIt is autumn time and there are leaves scattered across the whole town. It is your responsibility as a citizen of the town to clean up the mess. |
ExpandYou grab your rake and start to clean up the town.After many many painful minutes, you manage to clean the entire town. The citizens of the town look at you in awe at the sheer amount of expertise you have in raking leaves. |
ExpandYou grab your rake and start to clean up the town. After many many painful seconds, your back starts to ache and you call it a day. You done and achieved nothing. |
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| 2100 | Challenge Mortem to a game of chess | 2395 | 335 | 15400 | 19950 | ExpandMortem, the god of death, is a big fan of chess. Challenge him to a game. |
ExpandYou win a game of chess against the god, Mortem. He is unhappy with the result and banishes you from the underworld. You see this as an absolute win. |
ExpandMortem wins the game and sends you back to your hole. He makes jokes and says that even the underworld is more pleasant than the hole that you live in. |
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| 2180 | Find a penguin | 2595 | 360 | 15750 | 20350 | ExpandOne of your neighbours, Nigel, has a pet penguin but it has went walk-abouts and now nobody knows where is it as. He ask asked you to help. |
ExpandYou go out searching for the penguin. After hours and hours of searching, you notice that the penguin has left a note under your neighbours door. “Thank you, Nigel, for everything but I must go now. Penguins should be free. I should be free. My people need me.” The letter vanishes within your hands. You try to tell your neighbour about the letter, but he calls you a fraud and insists that penguins can’t talk nor write. |
ExpandYou go out searching for the penguin but it is not seen anywhere. You see a note under your neighbours door and you bend down to reach it. As soon as it just about to be in your grasp, a gust of wind blows the letter away. |
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| 2500 | Learn the ancient language, Ragurjth | 2995 | 395 | 15950 | 20600 | ExpandYou need to practice the language, Ragurjth. |
ExpandArgth burgh jokti furh lokk li uk el man ol ip or isi nein stal ooorlah da mea ya retctfal unch un ji ki i pol yoo ayre un arse ti lorka ru ti manjit fakaka ili ilu honeudo ikfu fu fkoeu |
ExpandArgth burgh jokti manjit lorka ru ti fakaka ili ilu honeudo ikfu fu fkoeu furh lokk li uk el man ol ip or isi nein stal ooorlah da mea ya retctfal unch un ji ki i pol |
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| 2790 | Get married | 3300 | 475 | 16250 | 21000 | ExpandIt’s time for you to settle down and get married. |
ExpandYou successfully find the love of your life and get married. Yes, it was that easy. |
ExpandYou try and find the love of your life but you cannot. Unfortunately this isn’t something that you can achieve in a day. |
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| 2950 | Eat a magic mushroom | 3750 | 520 | 16650 | 21550 | ExpandYou find a funny looking mushroom in the forest near to where you live. Why don’t you try it? |
ExpandNothing happens. Huh. Strange. |
ExpandNothing happens. Huh. You don’t know if something is supposed to happen or not. Very strange. |
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| 3100 | Buy a cannon | 4350 | 600 | 16950 | 22000 | ExpandYou come across a cannon shop and you get the sudden impulse to purchase a cannon of your own. |
ExpandYou successfully purchase a cannon. You decide to use it outside of the shop. Little did you know that firing cannons in public is illegal. The guards swiftly remove the cannon from your possession. |
ExpandYou approach the store but trip over a rock. You run home embarrassed. |
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| 3135 | Write a letter to your soul mate | 4430 | 690 | 17350 | 22550 | ExpandYou decide that it is time to finally write a letter to your soul mate. |
ExpandYou write down your most heart felt words and your deepest desires. You address it to yourself and post it. |
ExpandYou don’t write anything down as you are not worthy of a soul mate. |
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| 3170 | Create a town | 4500 | 790 | 17600 | 22990 | ExpandYou have been tasked with creating a new town from scratch however you have no idea where to start or how it is even possible. |
ExpandYou realise that it is an impossible task and stop before you start. You are a smart person. |
ExpandYou spend years and years trying to figure out how to create a new town but you cannot do it. You have wasted most of your life trying to perform a seemingly impossible goal. |
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| 3210 | Become mayor of Simpletopia | 4555 | 900 | 17800 | 23190 | ExpandThe townsfolk have elected you to rule the humble town of Simpletopia on their behalf, long may you reign! |
ExpandThrough benevolent actions and a generous attitude towards the locals, you entirely manage to deceive the population and funnel funds into your off shore bank account. Huzzah! |
ExpandAfter you added a hasty tax on all local pie vendors you have been deposed. The peasants are revolting! |
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| 3260 | Tame a Dragon | 4620 | 1100 | 17950 | 23300 | ExpandA dragons lair has been sighted outside of Simpletopia, heroes are answering the call to action to slay the beast, you have other ideas. |
ExpandUsing an ancient dancing ritual you tame the dragon the only way you know how. Years pass as you settle down and have three children together, you look back on your adventuring days with nostalgic ambivalence. |
ExpandYou brazenly walk up to the dragon and bash it on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. All that remains of you is a smoking pair of boots |
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| 3295 | Barbarian training | 4685 | 1250 | 18100 | 23550 | ExpandYou decide to tap in to your animalistic nature and join a noble order of barbarians |
ExpandYou have become rage incarnate. Power is yours. You learn the ability to get angry at the slightest changes in the update log. |
ExpandYou knock over your tutors ale. In a raging frenzy he grabs you by the feet and throws you out of the college |
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| 3350 | Become a wrestler | 4820 | 1500 | 18350 | 23750 | ExpandFor your whole life, you have wished to become a wrestler. You wrestle chickens. You wrestled your friend. You even wrestled your mother! Now it’s time to put all of this training into action and become the worlds greatest wrestler. |
ExpandYou try to find a worthy opponent but nobody will accept your offer to wrestle. Rather than letting yourself get down, you decide to take on and wrestle a giant squid. You win rather victoriously. |
ExpandYou try to find a worthy opponent but nobody will accept your offer to wrestle. Your dreams have shattered and your training is worthless. |
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| 3400 | Help a Noob | 4890 | 2000 | 18550 | 23950 | ExpandYou have gotten plenty from the community, now it is time to give back. |
ExpandYou gave a noob some advice and items! |
ExpandYou start talking to a noob, but you fail to find words to say. Someone else more charming takes over. Try harder! |
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| 3490 | Read a cursed book | 5001 | 2500 | 18800 | 24450 | ExpandYou come across a book that has “cursed” written on the cover. Is it truly cursed? There is only one way to find out |
ExpandYou open the book and nothing happens. Success…? What did you expect? At least you got a reward for this attempt. |
ExpandYou open the book and nothing happens. Success…? Well you don’t get a reward for this attempt. Try again. |
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| 3560 | Invent teleportation | 5115 | 3000 | 19000 | 24950 | ExpandYou are tired of having to pay for a horse and carriage to travel between towns. It’s time to invent teleportation |
ExpandYou get in contact with a local mage who advises you that such a feat of magic can only be performed by the gods themselves. You become disappointed for a short while before coming to the idea that Mahol may be able to help. You have heard rumours that Mahol is a long-forgotten god that gained weary and tired playing politics between all of the other celestial entities. You enter Mahols tent and … he’s not there… |
ExpandYou fail…miserably. You attempted to contact a local mage to help conjure up the sorcery required to perform such a feat of magic but all it done was spawn a small goat with green and yellow fur. |
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| 3600 | Prepare for crafting | 5200 | 3500 | 19250 | 25350 | ExpandIt’s time to do some crafting! After many many years of wishing to do it, now is the time to prepare. |
ExpandYou list all of the essential items that you will will need. Pickaxe, hammer, fishing rod, hatchet… the list gets longer and longer. You realise you will need to save up because it will cost you a pretty penny. |
ExpandYou begin to list all of the essential items that you will need however you realise that you have no paper. |
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| 3650 | Go crabbing | 5290 | 3900 | 19450 | 25675 | ExpandIt’s time to hunt those crabs! Travel down to your nearest beach and start smashing ’em up. |
ExpandYou reach the beach and it is completely overloaded with crabs. You decide to proceed with your plan and you begin to smash them one by one. The crab god himself descended from the sky. You quickly grab a crab and throw it into the sea. While the crab god is distracted, you flip him off, laugh, and run away to safety. |
ExpandYou reach the beach and it is completely overloaded with crabs. You decide to proceed with your plan and you begin to smash them one by one. The crab god himself descended from the sky and teleported you back to your hole. |
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| 3700 | Attack a giant snail | 5390 | 4600 | 19650 | 25875 | ExpandYou wanted to cross the swamp. Once you came closer, you spotted a giant snail somehow holding a cane, aiming to attack you. Show it who the boss is! |
ExpandHaving done a somersault, you left the snail absolutely devastated. The way is clear! |
ExpandYou wanted to use your magic spell to make the snail fall asleep, but as you mix the words, it turns out to be you who falls asleep in the mud. |
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| 3750 | Attend a strange party | 5450 | 5400 | 19800 | 26000 | ExpandThere is a party hosted by seven dwarfs and a giant. They asked to appear in the best outfit in order to be allowed to attend the party. You need to think what to wear. |
ExpandYour centaur suit made everyone gasp in astonishment. You are in the spotlight. |
ExpandYour choice of a lizard suit didn’t impress the guards, so you were asked to leave. |
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| 3800 | Become the royal chef | 5590 | 6000 | 19950 | 26300 | ExpandThe royal family is searching for a new chef who will be able to prepare the most delicious Christmas dinner. Everyone can apply! |
ExpandWell done! You were hired because your cooking skills impressed a recruiter: not many people can cook a ‘herring under a fur coat!’ |
ExpandOoops… you were not selected for an interview, as your living conditions in a hole do not meet sanitary requirements. |
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| 3850 | Beat the strongest man | 5670 | 7000 | 20350 | 26400 | ExpandThere is a contest of beating the strongest person in a town. The winner will get a trophy; a loser will be banished from the village forever. |
ExpandHaving performed your aikido skills that you’d learnt by practicing with a local sportsman, you turned out to be successful. You knocked down the opponent with the score 5:0. |
ExpandOnce you tried to hit the rival, he got nuts and sent you far away with his left-handed punch. Now you have to find another hole for living that isn’t in this village. |
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| 3900 | Look after a turtle | 5780 | 8000 | 20900 | 26850 | ExpandYour friend asked you to have a look at his turtle. He’s going on a vacation so you should feed the turtle three times a day with carrots and lettuce. |
ExpandYou’ve done a great job! The turtle’s increased in a size: it is definitely satisfied with food you provided it with. |
ExpandWell, somehow you lost the turtle. The slowest animal in a world managed to run away from you. You wonder how your friend will react to such thrilling news. |
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| 3950 | Become a magician | 5890 | 9000 | 21100 | 27000 | ExpandYou want to be a magician. There is only one local wizard who can teach you how to perform simple spells. Go and negotiate with him your candidacy. |
ExpandEntering the wizard’s hut, you saw a small old man who is meditating. He carefully listens to your proposal and then asks you a question. “What would you turn this wood into?” Without hesitation you replied: “Into a magic stick”. The magician agreed to teach you as this answer deserved respect. |
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| 4000 | Win a Karaoke | 5995 | 10000 | 21300 | 27300 | ExpandThere is karaoke being opened in a local pub. Citizens are gathered together to compete and choose the best singer. You think you should show your singing skills. |
ExpandIt was your turn to choose the song. Well, what could be better than “Never Gonna Give You Up”. The audience was amazed by your outstanding performance and selected you as the best singer of the village. |
ExpandYou hesitated for a while as you didn’t know what song to choose. You randomly selected “Cry, cry, cry” that didn’t find support from the crowd. You had to leave with nothing. |
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| 4050 | Build a well | 6090 | 11000 | 21600 | 27600 | ExpandThe local citizens want to build up a well as an old one was destroyed by barbarians. Volunteers are really wanted. |
ExpandIt was a perfect opportunity for you to do something good for local community. The team really needed a good worker, so you were accepted easily. |
ExpandAt the interview you were asked about your personal experience. You hadn’t even upgraded your hole into a proper house, so they told you to bugger off. |
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| 4100 | Train a baby pterodactyl | 6175 | 12000 | 21850 | 27900 | ExpandA giant pterodactyl nested on the top of the farmer’s shop. It agreed to not destroy the town only if somebody taught its babies how to walk while it searched for food. |
ExpandYou thought it was a good idea as you had gained a lot of experience during your adventures. Every day you taught tiny pterodactyls how to run and jump. You are a very good trainer! |
ExpandAfter one week of your training the birds still couldn’t walk and the mother-pterodactyl was furious. She destroyed the whole town because of your inability to teach. |
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| 4150 | Go to the shop for your granny | 6190 | 13500 | 22000 | 28400 | ExpandYour granny asked you to buy 1 chicken, 2 geese and 5 eggs. Don’t mix! |
ExpandYour memory is outstanding, so this task was a piece of cake. You will enjoy delicious dinner today. |
ExpandHaving come to the market, you forgot how many items you had to buy. As a result, you brought home 1 goose, 2 chickens and 3 eggs. Granny wasn’t satisfied with that purchase. |
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| 4200 | Help the royal family | 6240 | 14000 | 22100 | 28800 | ExpandThe royal family doesn’t know what to do: their single daughter, princess, rejects every single design of a wedding dress by famous tailor. Whoever managers to amuse her will be assigned as a royal tailor with lifetime annuities. |
ExpandHaving spent the night by creating various sketches, you came up with a brilliant idea! What could be better than eco-friendly dress consisted of sticks, butterflies and dirt? The princess was so surprised that she awarded you to be a royal tailor and get 1000 gold coins monthly. |
ExpandYou didn’t know anything about fashion as your hole didn’t have TV to find out about it from. Stitched dress with a print D&G on it didn’t impress the princess and you had to forget about gold. |
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| 4250 | Save the family dog | 6300 | 14500 | 22250 | 29400 | ExpandThe dog is stuck under the ruins of the abandoned church. Save it faster while it’s not hurt much. |
ExpandGreat job! Having practiced moving stone blocks every day from your hole was finally paid off. Now you can be proud of your construction skills and being a dog rescuer. |
ExpandOh boy… the stones were so heavy that you couldn’t move them at all. Try to eat more porridge and return back when you are prepared. |
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| 4300 | Use your head | 6350 | 15500 | 22400 | 29700 | ExpandQuickly divide 483 into 7, multiply the result by 9 and add 9. |
ExpandGood! 630 is a correct answer. Your numeracy is very impressive. |
ExpandWell, it seems this task is too complex. Your Math teacher would be very upset. However, nothing is surprising –you should’ve learnt harder rather than thinking of adventures on lessons. |
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| 4350 | Help an exhausted priest | 6395 | 16000 | 22550 | 30000 | ExpandAn exhausted priest asked your help in repairing the cart: there is a small shard of glass stuck in the wheel. |
ExpandAs you’d constantly found new tools during your adventures, it was a piece of cake for you. You used a putty knife to remove the glass shard. The priest was grateful for your marvelous handicraft. |
ExpandIt seemed much harder than you thought. The shard didn’t want to be released, so the priest had to wait for days before another (more skilled) adventurer appeared. |
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| 4400 | Carve a Pumpkin | 6425 | 16500 | 22600 | 30400 | Expand<div class=“mw-collapsible mw-collapsed>It’s halloween time and you know what that means… it’s time to carve a pumpkin! |
ExpandYou carve a magnificent pumpkin that closely resembles Mortem, the God of Death. |
ExpandYou stick your knight into the pumpkin and it fell apart. |
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| 4450 | Bake a cake | 6485 | 2800 | 22800 | 30800 | Expand<div class=“mw-collapsible mw-collapsed>You decide to bake the most beautiful and delicious cake for yourself. |
Expand<div class=“mw-collapsible mw-collapsed>Eggs, flour, sugar, butter and chocolate are the ingredients of your inning recipe. The smell is so overwhelming that the whole town comes to get a piece. |
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| 4500 | Suggest an activity | 6535 | 2850 | 23000 | 31200 | Expand<div class=“mw-collapsible mw-collapsed>The local community’s planning to open a handicraft community center and asking for suggestions on types of activities. The best idea will be implemented into life. |
Expand<div class=“mw-collapsible mw-collapsed>You think it is good to teach boys how to use various tools (a hammer, a screwdriver, a pickaxe, etc). These skills are necessary for a good adventurer, so your proposal is accepted. |
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| 4550 | Kill a huge monster | 6595 | 2900 | 23300 | 31500 | Expand<div class=“mw-collapsible mw-collapsed>A huge monster is attacking the town! A brave volunteer is wanted to subdue it. |
Expand<div class=“mw-collapsible mw-collapsed>You’re willing to protect the town, so you offer your candidacy to fight with the predator. As an unbeatable warrior, you destroy the monster and now you’re the main hero of the village. |
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| 4600 | Get past the tree | 6645 | 2950 | 23500 | 31800 | Expand<div class=“mw-collapsible mw-collapsed>A huge fallen tree has blocked your path. You need to find a way how to continue your journey. |
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| 4650 | Make a potato stew | 6720 | 3000 | 23770 | 32100 | Expand<div class=“mw-collapsible mw-collapsed>Boil ’em, mash ‘em, or put them in a stew. It’s completely up to you. |
Expand<div class=“mw-collapsible mw-collapsed>As you’ve found a small pot, you manage to prepare delicious stew with potatoes and herbs. Enjoy! |
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| 4700 | Destroy the weeds | 6750 | 3050 | 23950 | 32300 | Expand |
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| 4750 | Draw a Picture | 6790 | 3100 | 24100 | 32650 | Expand |
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| 4800 | Visit a new pub | 6835 | 3150 | 24350 | 33000 | Expand |
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| 4850 | Find the Holy Pepper | 6865 | 3200 | 24550 | 33440 | ExpandYour mission is to embark on a perilous journey through treacherous terrain to find the legendary Holy Pepper, which is said to possess mystical powers beyond imagination. |
ExpandYou overcome countless obstacles, outsmart fierce monsters, and finally reach the hidden temple where the Holy Pepper is kept. You obtain the pepper and return home to become the envy of all your friends, with the power to make the perfect pizza. |
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| 4900 | Steal delicious cookies | 6895 | 3250 | 24750 | 33800 | ExpandYour goal is to sneak into a highly secure bakery, steal a batch of the most delicious cookies ever made, and escape undetected before the security guards catch you. |
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| 4950 | Find the perfect pair of shoes | 6950 | 3300 | 24950 | 33880 | Expand |
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Knight (Outdated Feature)
The knight is an assignable person that spends quest points for you and gives back gold and experience with a tax. The knight can do any quest no matter the player’s dexterity. The knight doesn’t get boosted by the quest completion multiplier. The knight can level up according to the amount of experience it receives. Leveling up reduces the knight’s taxes and makes the knight do quests quicker. As of Version 12.51.1, the Knight has been retired. The EXP, gold, and level of the Knight is still available for view on the Quests page, although the player is unable to change its avatar or name.
